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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 03:45
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Why is every human messed up in some way?
No way
Then came..
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Is it common for girlfriends to have close male friends who are single and not related to them?
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What's wrong with generation Z?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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